Shoktel Kartington, conservationist extraordinaire, was created by Kartel Shockington in 2022 and has failed to live up to his own high standards ever since. Amongst his many achievements is that he is the sole author of one of the most extraordinary letters in the history of Science.

Kartel Shockington is composed of Kartik Shanker and Dan Brockington. Dan and Kartik are themselves fantasy projections of an idle teenager with a curious skin condition. But no one has had the heart to tell them yet.